October 29, 2012



The time I farted in front of everyone Back in 2009, when Callum and I had been dating for a scant few months, I found myself on a picture-perfect group holiday down at Moonta Bay. It was lovely. There was sunshine, I was tanned, deliriously in love and enjoying getting to know all his friends […]

10 Things I Want To Say To Taxi Drivers

October 24, 2012



10 Things I Want To Say To Taxi Drivers This is a shout out to all the Adelaide taxi drivers who regularly endanger my life.  Keep up the good work.  Yours for outstanding customer service,  LK x It smells GREAT in here. I love it when you’re surly. Do you seriously not know where West […]

Australians Have Too Many Parties

October 22, 2012



My Grandmother is always telling me that “Australians have too many parties”. She is British and therefore genetically predisposed to racism against us thieving convicts, as evidenced by her perennial rage over the “utter lack of British sports coverage on Australian TV”, “all your wretched politicians” and the fact that Australians are “altogether too casual”. […]

John Howard, Marcus Mumford and a bunch of Aussie douchebags..

October 19, 2012



Here’s a little something by yours truly that was published on The Punch today… http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/its-time-for-a-politeness-revolution. love LK x K

The Magnificent Bastard

May 2, 2012


military cross

So I learned the other day that my paternal great grandfather was a WWI war hero.  A proper hero.  He won a Military Cross in 1918. After finding this out I floated on wings of pride to an ANZAC Day dawn service and relished that it held a whole new meaning for me.  I told […]

Posted in: Adventure, Real Stories

The Golden Rules of pooping at work

April 25, 2012



“There is etiquette to deuce-dropping in the workplace…” A few years ago a friend of mine started a band called ‘Thursday Bandit’ in honour of a mystery colleague who would routinely blast the Pinworm Cannon in the men’s lavatory and leave a floating souvenir. No matter how hard they tried, and despite the frightening regularity […]

So, you’re a twentysomething…

March 7, 2012


Port Hughes 09 (98)

So you’re an early twentysomething. Awesome; you must be really cool.  Congratulations.  Or, maybe you’re not cool.  It’s going to be pretty obvious to you either way. If you’re not cool don’t worry; your ever helpful early twentysomething colleagues have invented a social construct called a ‘The Hipster’ to legitimise your ill-fitting corduroys, ironic star […]

Posted in: Hard Truths

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