Please don’t spit.
Spitting is gross.
Walking on a footpath covered in loogies is gross.
If you desperately need to spit, don’t be gross about it. Spit away from where people congregate.
I once tried to learn how to spit, but every time I just ended up with a gooberish mess down my running shorts.
So while I have respect for the skill involved in discharging a perfectly-formed loogie, I would prefer if you channeled your salivatory energies toward something more awesome – like pashing someone’s face off.
I think we can all agree that phlegm has its place; it’s just not on the footpath.